Bon sorry for white, but I was tired, I just started a super physical and grueling job, I named: cook, and it stings.
So, tomorrow, maybe I should go to the Tsukiji fish market (the big fat mature market in Tokyo) but it was postponed until next week, then no halibut carelessly placed on ice that you are gentle eyes and wake up your wildest imagination.
No photo today, because today I'm talking about something real and useful: the doctor, care, HEALTH! One jokes especially not with that in Japan (did you just compare the number of people running around with a mask in Paris and Tokyo). In France it is quite peon to believe that the guy who has a mask is the one who is ill, which is totally stupid, the guy has a mask that makes it the smart guy who has no desire to nab the shit you gonna him spluttering into the nostrils by telling him your life. Glaring example: Zorro, Zorro has a mask, it protects itself, it protects us and Zorro is never sick, QED.
In short, all that to say we do not trifle with safety in Japan, I may be a post at the top, the panels signaling, warning slogans, etc..
Today I gave myself to test the doctor, I am in warrior mode with two words in my vocabulary only. So what do you do if you have a sore in Japan?
example, taken at random, you Maraver miserably mouth trying to catch the last train, recovery unfortunately not perfect but almost, bobo.
Method 1:
My favorite at home. It bleeds? not. I hurt? not. And when I on it? yes-uh. It's ugly? I farted mouth eh, the flowers that grows not in the crust! Ok, this is normal, so good, nature is well done, I clean and I regenerates (Not as fast as Wolverine of course, but it is the word I regenerates).
Method 1 or walk until you encounter the first type colleague panic x2 bonus if the friend is Japanese. "Ah, but it's ugly! It gangrene!" (See above, bah, yes it is ugly, of course ...) which pushes us to go to Method 2.
Method 2:
First word ie 医 者 or いしゃ or isha which means doctor. Second word
namely 病院 or びょう いん or byouin means hospital.
The usefulness of the first word to be discussed: doctor works very well.
Second word handy, because that is where it goes and that's the direction we are asking the people on the street when one is lost. Usually at this point, it begins to rain.
hospital is actually not necessarily a complex type CHU hospital, it refers equally well a firm where officiates a single doctor. Do not look for a building of 15 floors! It's as big as any shop trick to quickly locate the building without decrypting the kanji: there, where we learn that 科 is very frequently used in medical circles. Once spotted, you should check that you have to go home by an ophthalmologist with a toothache.
When I say any shop is a traitor because I never thought that the doctor nearest me in my street, was just above an edge .., an institution providing services localized relaxation ... I passed a hundred times before without seeing the trick.
We go, hello sir, gnagna, that you can do. It gives her insurance card, tourists, if you have not, you probably give anything but I know not what. Expected. Whatever the world are expected at this time we move from patient to patient so we wait.
Here it gets fun.
First, the language bar, but finally I understood what he meant. The funny thing is that in Japan, ON DO NOT PLEASANT TO HEALTH Zounds! but nothing.
In France, a normal doctor, see the wound - 2s analysis - 3s, take the right product - 5s (and even if it is below), make the dressing - 2s, smiling inanely and say that c ' is finished before cashing - 3s, so in great 15s max is flared (I remember, I just scratched my hand, if you have an incurable disease, it takes more time).
Japanese Fashion, watch hands, think, look, think, lots of dressing, there aaah finds that her dressing is too small then starts a party origami for a dressing to size (In his head and he mimes with his hands) then selected pad.
me, fool that I am I ask when I take off my bandage. So he explains: risk of necrosis! So he put the product prevents necrosis and clean but after erosion ago! therefore risk of ulcers! (But superficial, my life is not in danger either) so I have to return in a week. (seriously WTF! In one week I Régen alone with mother nature!)
short, I prescribed an ointment 50gr apply under the dressing.
On his small plug ... 'cause it has a small card with while he notes, it takes a buffer (previously normal), bam, he would not sign ... like the stamp in the shape of a hand, it is funny ... and here, there, I noticed a row (twenty) ink pads, each representing a body part, hand, foot, head, everything! And my doctor to scribble with colored pencil drawing in the left hand by the buffer, all areas where I have sores ...
Cost: 1020yen is € 8.16 and I still get fooled, last week it would have cost me less than 8 € (always look at the exchange rate before meat).
The guy tells me where is the pharmacy. It is still raining. Gnagna order, and wait, grosso modo, 5min ... Fortunately there is on TV.
He just needs to give me a tube of ointment there, doing what? And here I have two hypotheses: either the guy gave me a tube of hair pil 50gr my thing, they are three lab behind the glass, but hey, it means nothing. Or we print their receipt, with instructions and color picture tube of my 50gr please take them with 3 weights.
last remark funny, on my insurance card, there is not space to write the name and surname, me I have three, for example, but it fits not even 2. Of course when one says to the office the last 2 are not essential, since they exclude the full name appears on the passport. So they write down everything, until it comes over. On my receipt and I order a beautiful middle name truncated in the middle as an header:)
Whatever the country stuff the doctor for anything it sucks, but that's okay, I spent more time outside looking in to that cause my medical vocabulary (none accepted). Honestly, it's not too much consultation, it will make me an opportunity to see if the social security system is complicated here.
I hope to post more entertaining next time, with any luck we'll be able to see photos shock as dead bluefin tuna or whales died and two months, this blog will shine as an apostle of the love between people and nature.
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