Tuesday, January 19, 2010

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Joy, happiness and party favors! There are days when life is worth living. Nothing serves to force fate, why seek love and fortune when providence is in a fit of generosity we return ticket Paris-Tokyo in a few seconds.

start early to help my next antipodes to master the noble language of the lights (sometimes I'm afraid that too ironic, I was really taking the word ...), we have agreed, among other things, that I presented to him a workbook on which it can be teeth. (Yeah! I managed to wedge a subjunctive past).

So here I am wandering the bookstores to find an exercise book for the gentleman, who is as much Japanese as me (in fact I almost could also teach him the language).
Reading the coverage is insufficient to get an idea of the content, I begin a methodical search consisting browse the books one by one (in the French language department, I'm not masochistic).

In the mass of books for beginners (hello, goodbye, my tailor is rich, brilliant in the kitchen), Dictionaries (one out of two kanji dictionary written on the side ... it's great frustrating RE-fall on a fucking dictionary after a quarter of an hour to find a book of grammar), grammar books without exercises, books Expressions (I return later), it sometimes falls on a gem.

Practical French!

Well, here as in most books of expression we see that the usual style is fairly steady. With speak French Volume 2, I'm going to buy my prose bread, yay. (Not to mention names, boy, I had rarely or Henry Louis in my class)




Nothing is more frustrating than to see a sustained style cutaway, translation would wesh-wesh it would pass but then it burns the eyes! It not begin a sentence with "because" mess!

Then expression level is a bit like all the books, it sounds bad, I never said "another chance" is very correct but certainly we will look at you strangely if you leave it in response to an invitation.

I saw a book deal with expressions and speak in a neutral style, he was entitled Slang (Slang) and apart from the two poufs comic cover throwing "buy you this book if you can lift the Caucasian Montmartre ", the contents were indeed very convenient, to speak like everyone else (like" What are you doing? "instead of" What are you doing? "or" booze "instead of" s' drunk ").

The gem in question, plus email addresses the difficult topic of sms communication in French. I do not know if must remove the author as soon as possible before he goes out a volume 2 or thank him.



No comment?

If in fact because I can not help it ...
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- Foutredieu thee hence need to get your quote in your 2m'1?! Am writing in sms nan?
-hp hello? of course keep my resume here and my motivation letter attached below!
- BAP? I do not nan to my professional certificate of competency, I have another course!
- m? SIGNED m? and then t for you and for him? ll write you for it? Left to write shortcut you release the m, if you say you're well we can see that you talk about you idiot! at least you got no moa writing instead of you supporting me it was faster to type ...
- @ 2M1? ah, because "a 2M1" was too long to write? told you you need to piss off to fetch at sign?! it's more in perhaps? and m @ @ nt intention ç @ pl @ te it? always @ IN of vibe? tssss
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was for the foundation. The author then fit to apply his knowledge to a fictional text, drawn from his imagination. It's magic:






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I went to an exhibition this weekend: http://www.samurai-store.com/samurai_armor_grand_exhibition_2010.html. Even if it looks like a bad video game title was actually an exhibition of samurai armor (post sixteenth overall).

They breed of samurai armor (With tools! The armors are not gendered and can not reproduce like you and me.), They have a bit of global leadership and there is a chance that all the armor you saw one day in a samurai movie have been made at home, Ran and Kagemusha by example.

Good exposure was shy, forty pieces (yes it's not so bad). Children could try on armor to their size and have their picture taken and the show was in the ground floor of a mall's center, the occasion was more designed to sell products rather than providing a history lesson on the forge (and weaving!) armor medieval Japan. But for that you have the museums and Arte. (Recall, for katana, excellent report: 'the katana samurai sword "directed by John Wate, dipso on dailymotion or on the forum japoninfo , I beg to linker.)

No comment, because I understood nothing of the annotations beside each kanji armor. They are all on sale, and it's going to 580 000 to 3 million yen, of 4460 to 23 000 euros, if the exchange rate is favorable to you. Allow 4-12 weeks to manufacture, add a dash of lemon marinate 12 is close, enjoy.
Alas, maximum size equal to standard adult Japanese or 175cm must therefore pay more to get it bigger.

This gallery:



Yeah just like that, that's not class, is assembled it best:



Confess, the thing you saw first on the photo above is the chick in the right corner.







for that one must explain that, what is the usefulness of this helmet?!




I trust you to reinstall your old shogun total war to find the families of each banner. : P


Yes, not a single blade exposed, but all the muskets, who knows .. I always thought it was abused by the muskets (not type to type)



with the mask:



Note the omnipotence the mustache ...







Overall I have mostly retained the samurai is not done to beat any enclosed space with a low ceiling or in the forest.

The most fun for last:




And the samurai, which is essential for Madame at home:

Monday, January 11, 2010

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La pub - 1


Japan is a island country with a proud people who, in addition to distinguish themselves from other island peoples by healthy food and taste good (no no I is pewsonne), is distinguished by a particular culture unique. Any encyclopedia will tell you about the Japanese culture better than me so I'll just give you a lolifiant aspect of this culture, advertising, and it's also fun at home. (I think the ridiculous in advertising must be part of the common denominators of humanity).

One fairly class to sell a product to Japanese Japanese to do is sell the top of Japanese society (replace with any country it works). Since I do not know most of the great stars and the small screen as Japanese sports stars or music, the only thing that my Western eyes notice it all the time: the samurai. It will be noted on the poster above that despite all the class that shines through the aura of type, if we remove the magic word samurai, it has nothing to blow up the bagnolle only once said it's obvious. Thank you for applauding the relevance of my analysis is a kid of 2 years has driven me ...

is somewhat equivalent to our good pub franchouillard floor-to-monk, it shows a little monk, the important thing is that being big and fat, with a frock and it looks like a tonsure a monk of the Middle Ages and is well known that a monk knows a good cheese. It is surely calls moinillon genetically rooted in our heritage for centuries to make us salivate. Well, personally I prefer go buy my cheese from the cheese that cloister, but each his own. In addition there are the glorious rillettes I-know-what over-sold a knight and a knight is not fake, it gets off the rillettes ...

So the little me buried deep in all of Japan is apparently a samurai.

In addition to titillate Japanese pride as much as a bottle of Volvic "or a pair of glasses" optic2000 "can titillate the French national pride, the utility is effectively mix modernity and tradition. This mixture is present everywhere in society and is, I think, characteristic of most Asian countries. I know anything but it feels, at least statistically by looking in the street. Extract from the pubs that I see everyday in the subway:

In addition to cars, Katana-san so we will sell capsules:




the way the Fair Play takes a good shot, like a shot in a bitch while you can do anything and you got your eyes closed, not very glorious stuff.

Even better, it does not stop at products japs, Matthew Perry was alive he would be the happiest man in the world:




Japan also, like all countries, pubs totally ridiculous and poorly played with chicks who gesticulate falsely happy parcque their new yogurt makes them do better shit, I not find that online ads I have in mind but if it comes I'll watch.
Nothing new for a Western eye.

Another category of pub, pubs for beer. I do not know if they are as common on TV, since I not watch TV, but on the subway I would say that a pub in two is dedicated to the drink hoppy. I can not find either on the net, but the archetype of Japanese society are almost all taken, I say almost because until now we do not sell beer to the otaku, them, they have a pub super mario wii just for them:

hmm good beer in a asakaya after work, but but what are you doing my boy, relax, "said the sempai shirt open to the little youngster seriously, this puts me good cold beer behind the tie have you kept tight for some reason. Ah ah what do we have water bottles, the job is to suntori happiness.

hmm a good cold beer. Mr visits his future conquest, in a traditional house with canvas panels and rice tatami floor, and is not very comfortable. (The guy uncomfortable tie is still costar in pubs). Never mind, the hostess, yes yes in yukata (tradition. ... modernity. ... Tradition. ... Modernity), known to relax its host. Good and Mr. Suntori already feels much better, suntori at home, it's happiness.
I love this one because the lady quietly slipped away to serve beer to the guy. We expect a minimum class thing considering the state of the art and expensive clothes but not of Ms., it opens a poor cop and I hop to pay in hard fucking glass full of foam everywhere.

hmm a rendezvous with friends at a fancy restaurant? I'm not too comfortable (why I put my flute too ... costar). We see that the restaurant is chic parcqu'il is umpteenth floor of a building, clients have a tatami room for them on their own and being served an appetizer of 4 grams after half an hour.
Fortunately, a good cold beer and it gets better, I laugh uproariously. The Yebisu with friends, is happiness.

(I said: No, all these ads I can not hear the words (Underground so no lyrics), the pubs are subtitled, but it's in Japanese and it's going too fast, but I guess I'm on my good).

Well, it's super wicked.

I leave the subway, even at 10am ... I'm very thirsty.

To make me forgive you can not find in pictures, here's proof that robots are not a threat to humanity:


Wednesday, January 6, 2010

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Among the Japanese customs and traditions, it is known that a person must remove their shoes before entering a house. Fortunately we do not take off our shoes in stores. The source said, before a question of hygiene, the house is raised so as not to be in contact with the ground outside, outside world is spirit, which have also not care to inside so they stay outside, so what if it curdles. So we removed his shoes full of mud and left out. It tells stories of people who would eat the feet is by putting their shoes kappa but they are of course as fabrications of unsavory individuals.

Well, this is the version as I remember, there must be more detailed but I do not currently browsing ... found.

In addition it is very hygienic and it seems like japan is it must be true. Japan is not the only country in the world to do, and it is indeed surprising that France, despite its good for its refined taste and fragrant cheeses, have not got used to walk naked foot permanently.

Protocol:

1) Getting in front of an establishment requiring undermining. (At home it's easier)
2) Arriving in front early on, remove shoes and place of so as to be accessible starting afresh and if possible in an orderly manner.
The several techniques, compared to how you park your car in the direction of travel or so to be able to start moving forward. If you have a sense of balance or shabby you tied your shoelaces with a knot of cow combined with double bowline, you can sit on the step.
3) go about their business.

It requires organization: A large family that goes shopping in time to peter's mouth 10 times before that everyone can reach the kitchen sock with her shopping bag.

If you live in roommate, it's fun: in my guest house there is 10 and I can play "Where's Charlie?" whenever I want out.



Note (left) than those without invasive gene-living space with their demonic evil spirits (especially saligotent the floor!). Incidentally, the shape of the shoe indicates that these people are female but I do want to draw any conclusion misogynist.

Seriously, this custom is very respected, and not confined to his home. The company is a just his second (who first told?) house, and as it does not all bad kami on the workplace (it lowers productivity), we apply this precept in some institution. Seen from the street so:



Yes, the gentleman pads / shoes. Failing to walk barefoot or sock can be put on skates, reserved for domestic use. And for that matter, apply this principle to all parts of the house that needs it: either the toilet and bathroom. So there are also small pad in the toilet of some public places (at home there in the toilet Lower but not those of the floor). Not in the metro either, but, for example, a majority of restaurants have. This gives rise to good laughs outraged when a person walks a little tipsy with a asakaya pads bathroom before realizing in giggling and trying to hide that she forgot to remove them.

Otherwise, I have my alien card, my insurance card, a phone, so I'm potentially the king of the world.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

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il est comment le drapeau japonais? remontre moi, j'ai pas bien vu


This video




He is not a meeting of the PS or the UMP that 40,000 people would be excited as before a Rolling Stones concert . Good

actually I'm disappointed, it makes no masses especially the sound, not strong enough and the sound of flapping flags covers everything else, perhaps. Mov format that goes wrong, or my camera makes crap.

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Emperor


天皇 or Tenno (or Sumeragi or sumerogi) ask me the difference mean Emperor, and if you remember this previous post on the anniversary of the character in question , it appears only 2 times and today was the second. In Japan, New Year's 3 public holiday so everyone is fresh and available (and has had time to rack) to see and hear.

This guy is as charismatic as the other emperor (the one that rings stamped with LSD and that everyone thinks) is demonic.

There were ten of speech under the program between 9h and 14h, very organized:
Jumped in the imperial gardens in the south side, Seimon- Ishibashi, check point for the search ( me and the guy behind me, we did not delve'm not ...) at Kokyo Gaien, then the field is divided into queues. Once a file is completed, it enters the imperial garden and piled up before the new palace. It is expected that all space is filled grosso modo between half-hour and 1 hour. I attended the speech at 11:50, we waited outside the officers asked the people who lined up to go have lunch and come back later. Lot of tourists, almost everyone with a small Japanese flag to wave (and making out!).
space before the palace is a mile square, so for 4 people m² being generous, that's 40,000 people with speech, both the number of presentations, I am sure the Emperor greeted at least a good half a million subjects.

Kokyo Gaien On leaving the checkpoint, the gardens and palace are to:



Wuhu one returns:


A view on queues and the check point, it's really crowd. There are checkpoints men, women, luggage, no baggage. I could not take the rows numbered before returning.



was a good time hanging around outside the building and finally it arrived, everyone was throwing Banzai continuous waving his flag. There were (in order), Princess Masako, Prince Naruhito, Emperor Akihito, Empress Michiko, Prince and Princess Akishino. Honestly even as gaikokujin, we're glad to see them appear, it has another face that the President's wishes.


I'll put a video seen more excitement patriot who led the tide flag when Akihito spoke and greeted the crowd. I grasped that some words of greeting to the emperor, they were quite general and for good reason, the speech that lasted about 15 seconds! Nevertheless the people were very happy. I felt he did not know if the Emperor was still there, and that his appearance was reassured. Phew, it's there for a moment I was afraid.

Great jubilation So then he goes back behind the sliding panel, and the people are gone, north door this time.

Yes there on the spot ticket sounds hollow but I put the video promised promised, but now that you're there you can anyway end result right? Link at right for more photos!




Yes, yes, there were people ...

By cons big disappointment, imperial gardens are open, you can cross them, but apart from the new palace we see nothing of the speaker of the imperial palace. There are two more near palaces, three temples, gardens immense but not accessible ... I was very disappointed. There is another view of the garden is, we see the moat and vegetation, but otherwise nothing really cultural. Fortunately, the 2 minutes of waiting and atmosphere are worth the trip.


Not very happy with the ticket, not easy to account for the mood with photos (taken by advancing at the same time because the world), I'm getting better for the future.